3 out of 5 Stars
4601 Washington Ave
Houston, TX 77007
(713) 966-6123
If The Counter was a movie, I'd fire the casting director.
The menu features their endless combinations of burgers but the real star here is their PARMESAN FRIES.....O M G.
The setting: a modernized diner; as one yelper put it "a sterile white burger joint"
The plot: building the perfect burger out of an insane variety of ingredients (including brie, eggs, and Russian dressing????)
Climax: once you've picked your patty, bun, cheese and toppings - realizing you want to top it with peanut sauce......ugh, back to the drawing board!
Luckily for my pal and I, there was no time limit on coming up with a final decision for our burgers.....I don't think I've marked so many answers on one paper since the SAT!
Hungry from our workout, my friend and I eventually gave up and ordered from the pre-set options.
An Asian inspired veggie burger "in a bowl" for her, the Mediterranean turkey burger "in a bowl" for me.
Yup, The Counter lets you have a deconstructed burger, bun-less, ultimately in salad form - which works for me given I spent my last hour in Zumba.
Consensus:
My friend really enjoyed her veggie burger made of rice, cranberry and other veggies tossed with pineapple, carrots, lettuce and a gingery sauce.
I found my Mediterranean turkey burger bowl bowl (complete with cucumber, olives, pepperoncini and tzatziki sauce) to be very light but filling, albeit the turkey was rather dry.
Plot holes:
-While The Counter allows up to 4 toppings for an $8 1/3 lb burger....they charge extra for premium toppings. And unless, their sauteed mushrooms are truffles (which I doubt), I'm not impressed.
-The $8 burger does not include fries BUT the $5 parmesan fries that can easily be split 3 ways IS A MUST. Beautiful, golden, skinny fries topped with the perfect amount of parmesan and some sort of garlic concoction is still making me blush. GLORIOUS.
Bottom Line:
The counter will NOT be your favorite burger joint. Let's face it, a burger needs to be greasy. And if I wanted a fancy burger with fancy toppings, I'd head over to Mockingbird Grill or Washington's Block 7.
As my friend and I fantasized, however, I could definitely kick it at The Counter's patio overlooking Washington and enjoying those insane parmesan fries, maybe a dessert and a beer and be totally content.
-FIN-
Not accepting reservations, I was pleasantly surprised by the reasonable 30 minutes wait. My crew ordered a round of weak Mexican martinis (tear), and munched on some fresh chips and salsa at the front full bar (complete with your favorite Mexican beers (Modelo and Pacifico).
El Real boasts a friendly, bustling atmosphere - think a modern day Ninfa's with enormous ceilings and old westerns playing on a large screen.
We were seated at the front outdoor patio on Westheimer which made for a great scene, especially once the former Chances strip gets redeveloped.
It's my understanding that the concept of El Real is a nod to old school tex mex....so don't go looking for unique menu items....you won't find them here (unless you count the flying grasshopper that landed on our table, but that's neither here nor there).
In my book, a cardinal rule to tex mex feasting is kicking off a meal with queso, and if you don't share that sentiment, well.....that just sounds like a personal problem....UNLESS....you are at El Real.
Not to knock Velveeta queso....but let's leave that recipe for house parties. Our bowl of electric yellow Velveeta + Ro-tel did not cut it. I take that back - it was served SO THICK, it CUT my chip in half...every dip. Within 5 minutes, our bowl had become the consistency of GACK! No Bueno!
Out came our order of beef nachos, piled with healthy cuts of well seasoned fajita meat, refried beans, tomatoes, guac, sour cream and shredded cheese. A nice rebound from the the queso, but nothing to melt over either.
The grand finale was the pound of fajitas (half chicken, half beef). We requested our meat to be served medium......which made for DELICIOUS, TENDER beef, but our chicken came out undercooked and as a result, untouched. All four of us thoroughly enjoyed the beef dressed with great guac salad, garlic butter, and sizzling onions wrapped in fresh tortillas. It has to be said that side of rice was sinfully overcooked and underflavored....needs a complete re-haul.
Despite our lack of silverware and plates (they were very late, but we made due), the staff was all smiles and helped make the overall meal enjoyable.
I know Caswell's team has the brains and talent to make El Real a success, but they won't be able to rely on its general charm, Montrose location and reasonable prices too long.
Bottom line: Come to El Real if you are looking for a casual, fun atmosphere with your buddies, but leave the fajitas and ritas for El Tiempo (at least for now).